Two men encounter a bear in the forest. One of the men pulls his running shoes out of his knapsack and puts them on. The other man says, incredulously, “You don’t think that those shoes are going to help yo outrun that bear?” The other man replies, “I don’t have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!”
The candidate has been talking on and on for about an hour. Finally, he said “Now are there any questions?” “Yes”, came a voice from the rear, “Who else is running?”
The good thing about being young is that you are not experienced enough to know you cannot possibly do the things you are doing.
It is impossible to support both the government and family on one salary.
Annette Karnash
